Good Morning Newness

At approximately 9:20 this morning, I was promptly awakened by a wah-bam of text messages from one of the trainers at my old job in DC. I don't think I'm supposed to give out sensitive information, but apparently, along with plenty of fireworks and dramatics, Mike's the new head trainer =) If any sweaty old guy in America deserved it-- THAT sweaty old guy deserved it most. Let me just say that he is the only one who can get away with that crass humor (i don't know man drinking this shit i might piss dirty) and booming laugh (that you can actually still hear in the elevator... on the first floor).

You gets one of these: 

Mike Joooooones: you're awesome. And I miss you like crazy, along with all the other VIDAheads =)