I figured it was about time I broke the silence...
This isn't a New Year, new me post. This isn't remotely related to the holidays we cling to. This is more like fuck I haven't checked this in a while, it's about time I updated my life records.
Well... I know the whole point of a blog is to NOT make the long story short but... Let's just gloss over the details for now- I'm on limited time and internet here, kiddies.