She wants my goodies?

My girlfriend officially stole the electric blue lobster we've been babysitting forEVER. We actually saw the parent today, and again, she promised she was coming to get him... But then commented that she would probably just leave it at one of the "fraternity houses" on campus until we got back from winter break

WHAT THE HELL?

I'm kind of glad that when I walked into my room today, there was a shiny blue electric lobster harassing my guppy... Because clearly, CLEARLY its parent is slowly becoming a deadbeat (love you, mean it) with a pretty rad haircut.

Mike, one of my old members emailed me today on a "Where the fuck are you and why aren't you here to fool around with me in the morning?" type trip. Let me tell you a little about Mike WHOA-dan. We have had countless discussions (very little disagreement) about everything from most new music being shit to the state of our "united" nation to why MGMT and Le Tigre rock our tiny little worlds. We've mastered the art of 90's music and have traded articles and magazines. Whoa-dan was my buddy. Period. And I'm so happy he decided to email me out of the blue because it made. my. day.


Anyway, other than surprise emails from old gym members and twiddling my thumbs through retail hell, I've been making moves in the direction of grown up living. I have a phone interview in the early morning with-- get this-- a company that specializes in scuba diving lessons and dive shops. Basically, I'll be doing what I'm always doing- tweeting my face off and getting people to do things they really had no intention of doing. Marketing intern is what they call it.

After that, hopefully I'll be interning with someone my girlfriend is not liking so much these days. But I'm short on friends and cultural experiences so I'm hoping that she'll come around sooner or later. Seriously, though, if I bag this internship with the amazingly awesome Ky (and Kira), I will be forever grateful to a certain new(ly discovered?) friend. And even though I'm accused of having booty call hour talks with said friend, I'm hoping this one will last... I seem to have a knack for pissing off and subsequently losing my friends. Especially the female ones.

Oh... The female ones...

More on that later. For now, I have to get rid of this migraine. Be gone, lights.